Sardars

Ek Sardar ko party ka invitation mila, jisme likha tha, "TIE ONLY"
Sardar jab party mein Gaya, to usne dekha, logon ne pant aur shirt bhi pahen rakhe the.


2 Sardar ped pe baith kar gana ga rahe the,
achanak ek ulta latak ke gane laga,
dusre ne pucha, "ulta latak ke kyon gaa rahe ho."
pehla bola,"are bewkoof, side B gaa raha ho.